Property Brothas – Trump’s Boyhood Home Is on the Market | The Daily Show

Property Brothas – Trump’s Boyhood Home Is on the Market | The Daily Show


-I’m Roy.
-And I’m Jaboukie. And when we’re not on
The Daily Show, -we run a lucrative…
-And unlicensed. -real estate business.
-Oh, yeah. -Straight cash, none
of that Venmo shit. -Mm-mm. WOOD: If you got the cash
and you’re looking for a home, it’s time for you to meet… BOTH:
The Property Brothas. (Wood grunts) Today we’re in Jamaica, Queens to see the childhood home
of Donald Trump. That’s right.
The actual home where our president lived
until age four, is just sitting on the market. While the outside
might not look too Trumpy, the inside is very much… What the (bleep)? YOUNG-WHITE: Hold up.
This is Trump’s house? WOOD:
Uh… No. It’s… Did we use
Apple Maps to get here? Because this might be wrong. J-Dawg, I’m blown away. This house
looks extremely normal. Like, right here. This is not what
you would expect to see -in a house like this.
-YOUNG-WHITE: I was expecting something much longer,
something more of, like, a he’s on this side,
Daddy’s over there. -Very far apart.
-Lonely. Lonely.
Not what I was expecting. WOOD: This 2,500 square foot
Tudor style home comes with four bedrooms
and what we think is real gold. This is actually the only gold
in the entire house right here. How much you think we could get
for this shit? -I’m thinking at least $500.
-Let’s get this. -You want to pop it right now?
-Yeah. (mumbles) Uh, actually,
let’s-let’s hold off on that. Let’s hold. Wait till the… -And on to the next room.
-Yes. -This place is just fine.
-The living room looks like a failed
black sitcom from the ’90s. YOUNG-WHITE:
It’s not Trumpy. It looks Eric Trump at best. No matter how it looks
on the inside, we’ve got to play up
the Trump factor and sell this home to someone -who loves Trump.
-Hates Trump. -Hates Trump.
-Loves Trump. WOOD:
We didn’t have time to argue. We had to show this place
to real couples looking to buy
their first home. -Okay.
-Okay, so, as you can see, it’s a very traditional style. Four bedroom,
great space in the backyard. WOOD: Well, what’s
your first reactions to this? Um, well,
the open space is good. The Trump memorabilia -is definitely bumming me out
a little bit. -It’s everywhere. -Like, Trump is everywhere
in this room. -Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Donald Trump
is definitely not my person. He doesn’t live here anymore. -WOOD: Yeah, this is…
-ELIZABETH: “Anymore”? -“Anymore”? -Well,
this is the childhood home of President Donald Trump. That’s… That’s weird, man.
It’s a little weird -in a… in a bad way.
-It’s a little weird. It can feel anxious at first
because it’s new, it’s big, you’re feeling a lot. But I think there’s a lot
of excitement there that we could really work with. WOOD:
We tried to help these couples picture filling this house
with the love so clearly missing
from Trump’s childhood, but they kept getting hung up
on the little things. Everything about it
makes me uncomfortable. I really don’t like the idea
of living in his house. Who wouldn’t want to live
and raise their children in the same place that a legend
once laid their head, like Elvis at Graceland? Who wouldn’t want to live
at Paisley Park where Prince was? Neverland Ranch. -Mm.
-No? I just want a comfortable home. -Where Donald Trump
hasn’t lived. -Yeah. Come on. I mean,
look at this house as an investment opportunity. You take it, and you turn it
into a Trump museum, and you charge
those mother(bleep) $35 a head. -Wouldn’t you want to get money
from it, man? -Right. I would, but it’s not a priority of having a house
that I would like to live in. I’m with you.
You don’t like Trump. There are other people
who don’t like him, either. You have those people come in,
charge them admission, they get to destroy
a piece of Trump’s childhood. -How about that?
-Wait, you’re talking about turning this
into, like, a rage room -where they can trash it?
-Absolutely. Break a chair, destroy a table, burn a flag, do something. What are you gonna do
after you trash this place? Turn it into a mosque. That way, we can tell Trump,
“Go back to where you came from. Psych, bitch.
It’s a mosque now.” The brothers don’t seem
to be listening to us at all. We’ve told them multiple times
that we don’t want this house. And then one of them
keeps pulling me aside and keeps trying
to sell me gold. How much would you give me
for that? Nothing. It’s real. It’s real what? Gold. (sighs) As is with every episode,
we lost the sale. An even though
we can’t sell the house… We’ll sell as much of it
as we can. Come on! Come on! (cheering and applause)

100 thoughts on “Property Brothas – Trump’s Boyhood Home Is on the Market | The Daily Show

  1. The drawing of the guy with the NPR sweater and chainsaw and gal with a sledgehammer representing the haters had me laughing the hardest. Good job team.

  2. I bet there are some bodies & skeletons buried there? It should be a haunted house now & only entered on Halloween. …

  3. -So, you wanna make your political opponents to become your mortal enemies at any cost… …in a divided by 50-50 country… be careful what you wish for!..

  4. Hey Trevor, I know you're really busy with DjT.

    But if you talk about the situation that started today in Iran, it would be helpful.

    We need support from all over the world to change this regime.

    Right now, the people die in the Streets, Government has shutdown the Internet, so they have no opportunity to share situation with the world.

    *one step forward (alone) is nothing, But if the World takes a step forward, it can change everything.

    Best regards.

    Iran

  5. Until he was 4? That means he was very likely conceived there. There is no way that house isn’t cursed with evil spirits. No one should buy that house. It should be burnt to the ground. I feel terribly for the real estate agent trying to unload that.

  6. I would have bought that building and turned to
    First floor: A free healthcare centre
    Second floor: A mosque
    3rd floor: A kitchen to cook food for homeless and immigrants
    4th floor: A tax return centre
    5th floor: CNN office

  7. Yes, make the Trump house rage room! That would even attract Europeans to the US and restore some credibility lost over Trump!

  8. …kinda like trying to sell Hitlers or Jeffrey Dahmers childhood home, haunted like the Amityville house.
    I bet those people went directly home to shower and burned their clothes.

  9. I would not want to live there. Why? I'd spend all of my time worrying about what happened to the man in that house. I would rather reserve my empathy for those more deserving of it.

  10. Ideas on what to replace the house with:

    Abortion clinic
    Taco Stand
    Gay night club
    Outdoor Basketball court
    Public Restroom
    waste processing facility
    Welfare office
    LGBTQ group headquarters

  11. On monday that s a mosque, on tuesday that s for latinex, on wednesday it s for one who are not white but not orange, on thursday it s for anybody call Joe, Hunter or Biden,on Friday that s for all member of his staff who need psychological help on Saturday it s for women and Sunday is specially reserved for President Obama and all the other Presidents in the World (God bless them, not even an attempt murder with a pen on him !!). On the Indepedance Day it s for the Haitian people and for Christmas the Kurdes ones. And if need be, France will be happy to give you a great number of non working days we have, often we don t even remenber what why don t work. Our pleasure.

  12. Can someone give the address ? I would like to pay a visit at Trump’s rage room and destroying all the shits out of it

  13. LMAO AT 0:50 i was rethinking life "wait… is there something wrong with the house? Wht are they confused? Is this not what a normal house looks like?" then at 0:55 "ohhh"

  14. If I had the money, I’d buy the house and turn it into a center that would help immigrant and refugee families to build a sustainable life within their new home country.

  15. On a serious note, Trump better be scared. He fucked up so many lives, he ruined his name with everyone… after the presidency, he's be pinching pennies if not living on the streets

  16. Well. little has changed with Trump from age 4 to age 73. A big whiny cry baby. 😂 Trump is a “PERFECT” idiot and moron. 😎😂

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