How To Save Your Job | Lele Pons

How To Save Your Job | Lele Pons


(music)>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : All right, Lele come in.>>LELE PONS : Okay.>>LELE PONS : Sup boss. (snapping)>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : There is no easy way to say this but, Lele –>>LELE PONS : Shut the — up.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Excuse me.
>>LELE PONS : Continue.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You are fired.
>>LELE PONS : No I’m not.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You have been working here for five years –>>LELE PONS : Five months.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Five years.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And you haven’t made a single sale.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And, you’ve been
wearing the same outfit for five years straight.>>LELE PONS : Okay you know what Ms. Philippine,>>LELE PONS : I’ve been working hard every single day here,>>LELE PONS : And I have —
Honestly, I am super tired,>>LELE PONS : And I don’t get any credit for everything
I do, okay.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Oh! (chuckling)>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Well, let’s see if
that’s true.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : What did you do
yesterday?>>LELE PONS : Hello and welcome back.>>LELE PONS : Today, we’re going to use the kitchen as fashion, okay.>>LELE PONS : Okay, first off,>>LELE PONS : Here are my lovely models.>>LELE PONS : So, just saying,
Why do you want a brush, when you can use a fork.>>LELE PONS : Yeah right, so okay
my first model come here.>>LELE PONS : You can easily do
what the Little Mermaid did,>>LELE PONS : And just uh,>>LELE PONS : Yeah okay, so we
just gonna –>>LELE PONS : Oh, it’s kind of stuck.
What is this, a hair nest?>>LELE PONS : You got to put it in
the hole, but be gentle.>>LELE PONS : And so yeah,
look how pretty it looks.>>LELE PONS : Look how ridiculous she looks.
Okay, great.>>LELE PONS : Next one.
Um, why do you use a hat,>>LELE PONS : When you can use a plate.>>LELE PONS : Come here baby,
look how beautiful she is.>>LELE PONS : Isn’t she beautiful?
She is, right?>>LELE PONS : Oh my god.>>LELE PONS : All right so, um.>>LELE PONS : What we’re gonna do is,
we’re gonna,>>LELE PONS : Let’s see. (slamming plate) – Oh my god!>>LELE PONS : It broke!>>LELE PONS : Last but not least,
why do you use a razor,>>LELE PONS : When you can use a knife.>:)>>LELE PONS : Okay so, looks like she’s the
unlucky one today.>>LELE PONS : So what you do is,
you cut it like a cucumber.>>LELE PONS : Everyone count it with me.>>LELE PONS : One, two. (screaming)>>LELE PONS : Three. (screaming)>>LELE PONS : That was an accident.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : She’s in the hospital, Lele.>>LELE PONS : But she was –>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : She’s not coming back.>>LELE PONS : She’s a great person.>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And she’s suing us!>>LELE PONS : Okay you know, this was the only time,
I wasn’t focused,>>LELE PONS : Except, her leg was in the way,
but that’s it.>>LELE PONS : I’ve always been focused —
I promise you, yes.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Oh!>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : The only time.>>LELE PONS : Yeah.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Well then, what about,
this time?>>LELE PONS : Boxes, you think you know them,
but you don’t.>>LELE PONS : My friend here is going to
show you, what to do with unfolded boxes.>>DANIEL ZUREIKAT : What?
>>LELE PONS : Take it away.>>DANIEL ZUREIKAT : Uh yes, so you could use
this as a bench.>>DANIEL ZUREIKAT : You could also
use it as a punching bag.>>DANIEL ZUREIKAT : A bench! (punching)>>DANIEL ZUREIKAT : Who’s gonna buy this stuff.>>LELE PONS : He sucked.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Even though I quite like this one,>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : It was you!
You should’ve never left a model,>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : To do the show by themselves!>>LELE PONS : Okay, you know that was a
very important call.>>LELE PONS : My dog walker
stepped on gum.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : She stepped on gum.>>LELE PONS : Yes, she can’t walk my dog,
with gum.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : It doesn’t even matter.>>LELE PONS : Does that?>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : No it doesn’t,
because you are fired, Lele –>>LELE PONS : You know what,
you know what,>>LELE PONS : Before you actually fire me, um,
what about this one?>>LELE PONS : I worked extra hard on this one. (chewing) (burping)>>LELE PONS : So, why buy a car,
when you can buy a scooter.>>LELE PONS : Scooters are the new thing.
It’s beautiful and it’s a great workout.>>LELE PONS : Whoa.>>LELE PONS : You don’t have to pay for parking,>>LELE PONS : You can even sleep with it.
You can even go to the bathroom with it.>>LELE PONS : Like yeah,
you can skip traffic.>>LELE PONS : Stop lights,
everything.>>LELE PONS : Basically, you never have to walk again.>>LELE PONS : There’s no brakes,
you control the situation. (sigh)>>LELE PONS : Despacito.>>LELE PONS : You can be your own radio.>>LELE PONS : If you don’t have one of these,
then you’re missing out.>>LELE PONS : So buy it now.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : We lost money on this one.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You know what, it doesn’t matter.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : The point is, you’re fired.>>LELE PONS : Before you fire me,
do you have a husband?>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : I do.>>LELE PONS : Got kids?>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : I do.>>LELE PONS : Does your family know, that
you’re cheating on your husband.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : What?>>LELE PONS : Agree to my conclusion,>>LELE PONS : For the past 15 minutes,
I’ve been observing a lot of things, okay.>>LELE PONS : You see, when I was waiting there,
I saw something very disturbing.>>LELE PONS : And uh, you were, with
a, the model.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Alright Lele, come in!>>LELE PONS : You are a cheater.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You got no proof.>>LELE PONS : Slow down tiger.>>LELE PONS : So, are you gonna fire me?>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You are not fired.>>LELE PONS : I want one thing from you.>>FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And what is that?>>LELE PONS : And we’re back. (outro)

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