Home Alone Parody: Kevin Defends the Apartment


♪♪>>ARE YOU SURE IT’S OKAY WITH YOUR ROOMMATES THAT I’M CRASHING AT YOUR APARTMENT?>>OH, FOR SURE. THEY LOVE COMPANY, ESPECIALLY MY ROOMMATE KEVIN. GUY HATES BEING HOME ALONE. ♪♪ [BURNING] [SCREAMS]>>WHOA. DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?>>FREAKING- [GRUMBLING]>>WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT TO THE DOOR?>>GUYS GIVE UP YET? OR ARE YOU THIRSTY FOR MORE?>>KEVIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?>>I TOLD YOU I HAVE ONE RULE! NEVER, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE ME HOME ALONE THIS TIME OF YEAR!>>WHOA, MAN, CALM DOWN. WE JUST WANTED TO COME INTO THE HOUSE.>>NEVER! MY BAD! THAT WAS A KNEE JERK RESPONSE.>>WHO THROWS A BRICK AS A KNEE-JERK RESPONSE? YOU’VE SERIOUSLY INJURED MY COUSIN.>>HE’LL BE FINE. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT A BRICK THROWN THREE STORIES HIGH IS PRACTICALLY HARMLESS. HE’S JUST BEING DRAMATIC. WATCH THIS! OKAY, BAD EXAMPLE. [CRASHING]>>WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?>>SOUNDS LIKE SOME BAD GUYS JUST TRIED TO BREAK INTO THE APARTMENT. [BREAKING GLASS]>>[GASPS] >>JEREMY! WHAT HAPPENED?>>I’M NOT SURE. STEPHEN AND I TRIED TO USE THE BACK ENTRANCE AND HIS FLAME AND FEATHERS EVERYWHERE!>>OKAY, WE’VE OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THAT BRICKS ARE DANGEROUS, BUT IT’S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO DEFEND THIS APARTMENT. [ELECTRIC BUZZING]>>STEPHEN?>>LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO USE THE BATHROOM SINK.>>THE MAN IS A SKELETON!>>THIS IS NOTHING NEW. HE WILL FULLY RECOVER FROM THIS.>>THERE! YOU SEE?>>STEPHEN, I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU’RE OK- WHY?>>OKAY, I’M SORRY, BUT CAN WE AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE HOW GOOD OF AN AIM I AM? I MEAN, I SHOULD BE IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES.>>YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP, MAN!>>THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN HELP ME AND I DOUBT SHE’S EVEN STILL ALIVE.>>KEVIN, IT’S ME! DON’T BE AFRAID. FOLLOW THE STAR IN YOUR HEART. [CRASHES] >>YOU DON’T CALL ME FOR 23 YEARS AND I’M SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU? I GAVE YOU TURTLE DOVES, WOMAN!>>WAS THAT OUR AC UNIT? WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT?>>I RAN OUT OF BRICKS.>>OKAY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE, BUT I AM LEAVING FOREVER. YOU CAN KEEP MY STUFF. [METAL CLANG] ♪♪>>HEY GUYS, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT VIDEO. MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE, LIKE IT, SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, OR I WILL DROP THIS BRICK ON YOUR FACE.>>[SCREAM]>>THERE’S PLENTY MORE FROM WHERE THAT CAME FROM, BUT SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY GUYS, SUBSCRIBE.

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