Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention

Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention


REMEMBER WE’RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE
ANYBODY. WE WANT TO HANDLE
THIS WITH LOVE, RIGHT ? YOU WANT TO TELL HIM HOW HIS
DRUG ABUSE HAS HURT YOU, AND HE HURT HIMSELF, OKAY ? HAROLD, WHAT TIME DID YOU
TELL HIM TO BE HERE ? 5:00, BUT HE’S
ALWAYS LATE. NO, HE’LL BE HERE…
IN THREE, TWO, ONE… IS THIS THE 5:00
FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ? ♪ HE’S BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE
BUT HE’S BACK AROUND ♪ Y’ALL TELL ANYBODY,
I’LL KILL YA ! I’LL KILL YA ! ♪ THE KOOKIEST CRACKHEAD
IN THE TOWN ♪ PEANUT BUTTER
AND CRACK SANDWICH. ♪ HE KICKED HIS HABIT
BACK IN THE JOINT ♪ ♪ NOW HE’S BACK ON POINT ♪ LOOK OUT, CRACK,
HERE I COME ! ( crashing ) ♪ HE’S FINALLY HOME
HE’S TYRONE ♪♪ ( narrator )
THIS WEEK, TYRONE GETS INVITED
TO AN INTERVENTION. OH, YA– LOCK
THE DOOR, GOOD IDEA. HEY. OKAY, TYRONE, DO YOU KNOW
WHY YOU’RE HERE ? MM-HMM, I’M HERE FOR
SAME REASONS YOU IS, MAN, I WANT SOME CRACK. CRACK. OKAY, TYRONE, WE ARE NOT
GIVING CRACK AWAY TODAY. UH-HUH… WHA… NO, NO. WHAT TIME IS IT ? IT’S 5:00. DID I MISS THE 5:00
FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ? TYRONE, TYRONE, THESE ARE
YOUR FRIENDS HERE, AND THEY HAVE SOMETHING
THEY’D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU. I’VE BEEN TRICKED ! OKAY, TYRONE,
I’M WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN INTERVENTION COUNSELOR. OH ! YEAH, AND THESE PEOPLE
WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DRUG USE. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAN ? I DON’T DO DRUGS. WHAT Y’ALL TELL
HIM, HUH ? COME ON,
BENEDICT ARNOLDS ! WHAT Y’ALL TELL HIM ? RHONDA, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GO FIRST ? THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WHAT IS GOING ON
IN HERE ? DO WE GET
CRACK AT THE END ? TYRONE, YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU, BUT I FEEL LIKE
DRUGS IS HURTING YOU AND THEY’RE HURTING ME. TYRONE, I WAS VERY HURT THAT
YOU CARJACKED ME THAT TIME. WHAT YOU TALKING
ABOUT, RHONDA ? I WOULD NEVER
CARJACK THAT UGLY-ASS CAR. GET OUT THE CAR ! TYRONE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING ? WHO’S TYRONE, HUH ? I DON’T KNOW
TYRONE ! NO, IT’S YOU WITH YOUR
CRUSTY-ASS LIPS ! STOP PLAYIN’, RHONDA,
GET OUT THE CAR ! GET OUT THE CAR ! I DON’T
KNOW ANY TYRONE ! LOOK, THE POLICE FOUND
YOU THREE HOURS LATER IN MY CAR, ASLEEP,
HIGH ON CRACK. THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE,
RHONDA. HOW CAN YOU SLEEP
IF YOU’RE HIGH ON CRACK, HMM ? IT’S A CHINESE RIDDLE
FOR YOU. OKAY, LET’S HAVE, UH,
JENNY AND ROB. I AIN’T DO
THAT, RHONDA. TYRONE, WE OPENED
OUR HOME TO YOU. YOU LET YOUR ADDICTION LEAD YOU TO ABUSE
OUR TRUST. OH, JENNY, R-ROB,
LOOK, Y’ALL, IT’S ME YOU’RE TALKING TO, I– I WOULD
NEVER HURT YOU. OH, DON’T PLAY DUMB
WITH US, TYRONE. I REMEMBER
THE WHOLE SPEECH. I JUST NEED $200, I TAKE
THESE REAL ESTATE CLASSES, AND I’M BACK ON
MY FEET, BABY. I’M SERIOUS, ROB, IT’S ME, BABY,
IT’S TYRONE. I’M CLEANING UP MY ACT. OKAY. TYRONE ! ROB, JENNY, Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA
BE SORRY ABOUT THIS. OH ! ( Tyrone )
I STUDIED MY ASS OFF
FOR THAT REAL ESTATE TEST. AGH ! WE’RE OFF
TO MY MOTHER’S. WE’LL BE BACK
SUNDAY EVENING. THE NUMBER’S ON THE FRIDGE
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. OKAY, BYE, JENNY,
BYE, ROB. I PASSED MY TEST AND WAS
A CERTIFIED REAL ESTATE AGENT. GOOD FOR YOU,
TYRONE. YEAH, DAMN RIGHT,
GOOD FOR HIM. ( Rob )
HE SOLD OUR HOUSE
AND KEPT THE MONEY. $450,000 ! WHERE’S THE MONEY,
TYRONE ? HE SPENT IT ON A PARTY. TOOK OUT AN AD
FOR IT IN THE PAPER. YOU DIDN’T GET YOUR
INVITATION FOR THAT PARTY ? OH, ROB, YOU SHOULD
HAVE SEEN IT, WE HAD A PILE
OF CRACK THIS HIGH. I HAD A HEART ATTACK. HEART ATTACK, YEAH. I’LL GIVE YOU
A HEART ATTACK ! ROB, ROB, ROB ! COME ON,
COME ON… I’M GETTING A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU, ROB. HAROLD, WHY DON’T
YOU GO NEXT ? ALL RIGHT. TYRONE, I’M HERE
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. WELL, IF YOU LOVE ME
SO MUCH, HAROLD, WHY’D YOU GET ME FIRED
FROM THE POST OFFICE, HUH ? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
PEOPLE ON YOUR ROUTE COMPLAINED
OF RECEIVING OPEN MAIL ? SEVEN ? 136, TYRONE. AND THEN THERE WAS
THE INCIDENT WITH THE POWDER. ( sniffing ) OH ! ATTENTION, EVERYBODY, BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR ANY ENVELOPES MARKED “SENATOR TOM DASCHLE”
OR “TOM BROKAW”. IT MIGHT CONTAIN ANTHRAX. FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THAT’S A LITTLE WHITE POWDER. HAROLD,
IS ANTHRAX BAD ? YES, TYRONE. AND IF IT FELL INTO
THE WRONG HANDS IT COULD BE BIG TROUBLE. I GOT THAT ANTHRAX
AND IT’S THE BOMB, BABY. 60 BUCKS ! IF THAT MAN HADN’T
TURNED YOU IN, IT WOULD’VE
BEEN A DISASTER. Y’ALL ACT LIKE CRACK
IS SO BAD ! WELL, LIKE
THE GOOD BOOK SAYS: LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN,
THROWETH THE FIRST ROCK AND I SHALT SMOKETH IT. BASICALLY, TYRONE, WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO CHECK
INTO REHABILITATION IMMEDIATELY. AW ! ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
FINE, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT ? I NEED TO GET BETTER,
Y’ALL ARE RIGHT. BUT FIRST STEP IS FIRST,
I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND THEN I’M ON MY WAY
TO RECOVERY, RHONDA. I GOT THE KEY. AND THAT WASN’T ME,
RHONDA ! GO TO THE BATHROOM ! OKAY, THANK– I’VE GOT
IT FROM HERE, THANK YOU. I’LL BE RIGHT OUT. OH ! OH, WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY THERE
AIN’T NO WINDOWS IN HERE ? OH ! HERE GOES NOTHIN’ ! ( flushing ) DRUGS HAVE
RUINED MY LIFE ! ♪ HE’S FINALLY HOME
HE’S TYRONE ♪♪

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention

  1. β€œMmhhmmm I’m here for the same reason you is man! I want some CRACK!” soothing voice β€œcrack…”

  2. Don’t see what’s so funny about desperate drug addict. Dave was scaling the bottom
    Of the barrel with this stuff. My guess is this is when he decided to flee!

  3. Can someone tell me the musical guest for this one.. I know its not the full clip, but if u remember it share with me please.

  4. I used to find this hilarious. Until I grew up, developed a major cocaine addiction, and see this lifestyle portrayed for real everyday on the street.
    Crack isn't a drug, it is a Monster, which takes no prisoners, and doesn't let go most the time until the user is in the ground.

  5. So We all just gonna ignore the fact that Tyrone just snorted and ate Anthrax, what kind of crack he be smoking to get that level of immunity

  6. "Thats impossible Rhonda. How can you sleep if you're high on crack, hmm? It's a Chinese riddle for you." – Pure Genius

  7. Thumbs up to any family member who has tried to address an addicted person in their family (alcohol or drugs).

  8. My step dad who passed away right before this Father’s Day , me and him would always have a saying from Tyrone and he would sometimes yell out β€œpeanut butter and crack sandwiches!!!”

  9. "Well if you love me so much why did you get me fired from the post office Harold? Do you know how many people on your route complained of open mail? Seven? 136 Tyrone"

  10. In the state of Georgia they reward crackheads like Tyrone for their behavior by making them addiction counselors….. Never go to Georgia

  11. As an Arab, I peed my pants when he was trying to sell the Anthrax to that Arab man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  12. Fuck I remembered seeing this years ago and not knowing what I was. Just the theme song, that pixelated image of a turd, the words "I studied my ass off for that test" and the image of Tyrone flushing himself down the toilet being ingrained into my brain for some reason.

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